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Now that I think about it, there’s nothing healthy about the Health Centre, if you ask me.

No pictures though to protect everyone.

The façade of the Health Centre looked decent and professional and for a two hour massage at RMB 280, I felt that it was cheap so I took up their offer. After a quick shower, I was brought into a huge waiting room which I was told, to let me relax and grab a bite. I apparently found out after much gesticulating that I had to request for my massage when I was ready for it and that the waiting area was essentially an area for the manicurists and reflexologists to tout their skills.

And so I was brought into another area where no amount of euphemisms could be used to describe.

The massage rooms were barely lit and the windows connecting to the other rooms were tinted. The masseuses wore tennis skirts and had extremely tight t-shirts. But since they accepted women clientele, I thought how bad could it be?

Well, the subsequent events changed everything.

Although I was female, the masseuse that I had spent an inordinate amount of time stroking my butt.

With oil, lots of it.

It was like a scene out of some Jap lesbo porn. She sat on top of me, ripped off the disposable panties that I had and proceeded to stroke my butt cheeks using her thumbs in deft movements.

To illustrate further, I have drawn what she did to my butt..

Drawing has been photoshopped for aesthetical reasons.

If the butt wasn’t tantalizing enough for her, she turned me over and stroked my inner thighs with oil again.

It’s honestly nothing sensual. In fact, I was so worried that there would be a male masseuse massaging me instead if I slept.

After two hours, I got dressed, paid, and went off to catch the French version of CSI on cable.

These are things that Virtual Tourist or Lonely Planet guidebooks don’t tell you.

So be wary if you’re female.