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It’s been 4 years since the tsunami hit Phuket. Life has pretty much returned to the pre-tsunami days, save for the addition of the tsunami warning signs erected all over the popular beaches in Phuket.

Since this was a rather impulsive trip, i didn’t had much time to research on things to do and considering that i was travelling alone for the most part of my trip, i hired a guide to show me around.

Isn’t he the sweetest thing? You should have seen him with those sunnies and how cute he looks every time he opens the car doors for me.

My guide, Mee, brought us to Rawai beach, half an hour away from the area where i was staying (Patong Beach) to embark on a journey of self-discovery. And by self-discovery, i had no idea that it included a .22 calibre long rifle and a horse.

But it was fun. I have no idea how an equestrian manages to look so graceful because i was definitely trying my best to balance while galloping. My horse was oblivious to the conversations between the instructor and myself, choosing instead to partake in life’s pleasures of defecating, eating, and farting. Thereafter, it was a trip to the Phuket Shooting Range where all it took was 10 minutes and a .22 calibre to get me hooked on the addictive taste of shooting. Unfortunately, my 90% accuracy was nothing in comparison with the olympic shooters.

And since i was in Thailand, the best way to experience it was to have a taste of their massages. The sad part was that only the foot massage that Old boy picked was fantastic. The oil massage at Christin Massage (and by the way, they didn’t offer me any specials even though it was advertised) was lacking and the erotic massage by the female social escort shed a different light - that not all Thai women are familiar or capable with assisting other women to have an orgasm.

I assumed that most of these women having plied the world’s oldest trade, would have been in a better position to understand the intricacies but i was wrong. Perhaps the scariest part of this thought (if i do subscribe to it) is that, it would also imply that most men do not know how to satisfy these women, thus, the reason why they are blissfully unaware.

A little while into the 90 minute massage, i told the escort to forget about giving me an orgasm and to concentrate on a massage.

And at the end of this 3 day trip, i feel a sense of renewed vigor and a certainty that i still prefer men. Anytime.