Sunshin3

I like this.

We’ve all seen this:-

and maybe even this..

But this, is just erm.. wrong?

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Beware of slow loading speed.

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There’s just something about British comedies.

From Craiglist and Cornell blog.

I’m looking for a man to photophosphorylate me all night long.

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. My stroma is leaking all over the place. We can do it in the alpha or beta configuration, whichever you prefer. You whip me with your flagellum, tubulin subunits flying everywhere. We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after. Please have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. I also prefer my ribosomes bound…tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid. Pump me up and down your concentration gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control. I can go both ways, just like an amphipathic phospholipid. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

Let me know if this makes you secrete.

Thankfully, i never had to deal with this pick-up line..

Sunshine, I can’t breathe without you. Did I mention I’m a plant?

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Link via RollonFriday

I see some familiar faces there…

shelled [,”] honestly, dahling, I don’t give a shit says:
only got 1.5 bottles of milk ok
shelled [,”] honestly, dahling, I don’t give a shit says:
LOL
sunshin3 says:
hahaha
shelled [,”] honestly, dahling, I don’t give a shit says:
hahaha
sunshin3 says:
haha, milk supply regulated huh
sunshin3 says:
no more expresso man
shelled [,”] honestly, dahling, I don’t give a shit says:
hahaha
sunshin3 says:
haha
shelled [,”] honestly, dahling, I don’t give a shit says:
milk on regulated tap
sunshin3 says:
woot
shelled [,”] honestly, dahling, I don’t give a shit says:
muahahaha

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with…..

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fall 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don’t understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.