From Craiglist and Cornell blog.
I’m looking for a man to photophosphorylate me all night long.
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. My stroma is leaking all over the place. We can do it in the alpha or beta configuration, whichever you prefer. You whip me with your flagellum, tubulin subunits flying everywhere. We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after. Please have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. I also prefer my ribosomes bound…tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid. Pump me up and down your concentration gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control. I can go both ways, just like an amphipathic phospholipid. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
Let me know if this makes you secrete.
Thankfully, i never had to deal with this pick-up line..
Sunshine, I can’t breathe without you. Did I mention I’m a plant?
I never knew that there was such a subtle difference between a slut and a bitch until a couple of online friends shed light on it.
A slut sleeps with everyone.
A bitch sleeps with everyone EXCEPT YOU.
“The revolution of idiots excites me.
- sunshin3″
There are some who just have this knack for irritating the pants off you effortlessly.
I’m not very smart but i’m amazed at times with how deluded people can be or how common sense seems to elude them.
In the words of my sister, you just wonder sometimes whether it’s easier to kill them first or let society kill them later.
Hi, i am a prairie vole but no one really remembers me anyway. You’re probably more acquainted with Hutchie.
Pussies aside..
My owner just read an article in The Economist on how similar our species is with humans, particularly in relationships and she would like to blog it down for keepsakes.
Some of you may have read the article before as it was first published 3 years ago but i highly doubt so.
Not many of us read The Economist for leisure, ya know?
I know i don’t.
Anyway, since you can’t repeat (it’s 7 pages long) to remember it, re-reading will assist in your memory and well, blogs hardly die unless the server connection fails.
The first entry will start tomorrow.
Till then,
Prairie
P.s. Science is a lot sexier than math.
Ooh..
Have you had your venus butterfly already?
Mergers and Acquisitions are very much the norm these days and i suppose, generally beneficial for some businesses.
One of my clients has just been bought over by Microsoft for US$6 billion in an all-cash transaction as reported in the papers today. But we aren’t exactly affected by the acquisition as they will still continue with their business operations as like in the past.
Personally, I don’t forsee much changes except to the board of Directors and their business focus.
I still hate Microsoft by the way, especially after they got fined by the EU (was it the EU?) for monopolising their software on PCs.
I am not a techie by nature but i really don’t like the fact that Microsoft products are priced so expensively and it is not as if all their products are worth that amount.
Like if it wasn’t for the WSP2, i wouldn’t have found out that Firefox was more user-friendly than IE or if it wasn’t for my laptop crash, i wouldn’t have found out that OpenOffice was cooler than Microsoft Office.
As a consumer and a chinese at that too, price affordability tops my list of purchase factors.
Why i say chinese?
Not to sound rude but i came to know that chinese firms generally pick price over services or reliability after i lost a listed client to cheapo pricing.
Yeah, it’s one of those business lessons that are a little painful to learn but never mind.
